2018-09-22: Publication date has been moved up two weeks. Everyone say...

2018-09-21: Good seats.

2018-09-21: There is a rumour that Amazon pushed Kindle copies of...

2018-09-20: So now I’m in Guelph. With four hours to kill...

2018-09-19: And I thought being compared to Quarrington was too generous....

2018-09-19: Very curious what I clicked on to make Facebook and...

2018-09-18: I am in Toronto and should be out having fun....

2018-09-18: It’s in the wild! @benmcnallybooks

2018-09-18: It was on the TTC that I realized that phones...

2018-09-18: Landed. Do your worst, Toronto.

2018-09-18: I am about to leave on my first book tour,...

2018-09-18: “Today’s flight is full and overhead bin access will be...

2018-09-18: As a longtime and diehard Mario Kart fan, I am...

2018-09-17: The mail came.

2018-09-16: I recently found out Everything Sucks isn’t getting more episodes...

2018-09-15: What David Foster Wallace Ate / The Paris Review

2018-09-15: Why yes, I did drink too much last night. Thanks...

2018-09-14: Let’s bring back the Sabbath as a radical act against...

2018-09-14: Amazon’s Antitrust Antagonist Has a Breakthrough Idea”

2018-09-13: When it snows, we don’t complain. We stick out our...

2018-09-13: I bet this is going to be really great. “The...

2018-09-12: 👀👀👀

2018-09-12: Wait… Seth Godin is still a thing?

2018-09-12: I only get one first book launch and I was...

2018-09-11: “Use your fork, please.” “No.”

2018-09-11:

2018-09-11: This is good for a couple reasons. “Leonard Cohen talks...

2018-09-10: It me. 😕 “The debut novelist’s guide to battling imposter...

2018-09-10: The tragic death of Mac Miller

2018-09-09: He tells me he’s trying to build a robot that...

2018-09-09: She’s such a skid.

2018-09-09: I would love a context aware filter that just knows...

2018-09-09: I see you, Thursday.

2018-09-08:

2018-09-08: 📚 Wrestling Babylon: Piledriving Tales of Drugs, Sex, Death, and...

2018-09-08: 11 years ago.

2018-09-07: One of the retail weed locations approved in my neighbourhood...

2018-09-07: There’s a bar in my novel and I just found...

2018-09-06: If Rowdy Tellez isn’t your favourite Blue Jay, I don’t...

2018-09-06: Rules for Trump chess

2018-09-06: “We regret to inform you that Terence Corcoran spontaneously combusted...

2018-09-06: The 2yo will no longer let me kiss my wife....

2018-09-05: Good on you, guy picking his nose in a convertible...

2018-09-04: What you don’t know is that that is my goddamned...