2018-10-30: 🤨

2018-10-29: 📰 This Is How We Radicalized The World

2018-10-29: 📰 The Digital Gap Between Rich and Poor Kids Is...

2018-10-29: 📰 How to Read ‘Infinite Jest’

2018-10-29: 📰 Mr. Rogers’s ‘Look for the Helpers’ Is Bad for...

2018-10-28: 📰 [The television canon is based on what we bothered...

2018-10-26: 📰 How employers have gamified work for maximum profit

2018-10-25: 📰 An Alternative History of Silicon Valley Disruption

2018-10-23: 📰 The ‘Fortnite’ Twitch Streamers Teaching Gen Z About Climate...

2018-10-23: 📰 Can You Call It a Sport, If Nothing Happens?...

2018-10-22: I cried watching wrestling.

2018-10-21: All I’ve done for 57 hours is doze in bed...

2018-10-18: How come Listerine strips don’t come in 1,000 packs?

2018-10-17: This thing is still going strong.

2018-10-17: 😂 Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s...

2018-10-17: 📰 Mad Magazine’s ABCs of a School Shooting Give It...

2018-10-15: 🔗 Cantor Arts Center, Andy Warhol Photography Archive

2018-10-14: While I’m mostly sick of all the pot puns, this...

2018-10-12: Fucking it all up.

2018-10-12: Does anyone want to talk about the use of cellphones...

2018-10-10: The 6yo desperately wanted something called a LOL Doll. Can’t...

2018-10-10: Fucking right my book goes before Harper’s.

2018-10-08: Chapters won’t mind if I move some of these to...

2018-10-08: 📰 Instagram Poetry Is A Huckster’s Paradise

2018-10-07: 📰 The Mess At UFC 229 Was Dana White’s Own...

2018-10-07: 2% of my body weight is now pumpkin pie.

2018-10-07: 6yo: “There’s lots of kinds of news. Like good news....

2018-10-05: I am a firm believer that you should judge people...

2018-10-05: My phone is an enabler.

2018-10-04: 🔗 When Andy Warhol Made a Batman Superhero Movie

2018-10-04: 🔗 Conserve the Sround

2018-10-04: 🔗 Toronto raised my friend. Then it failed him //...

2018-10-03: What.

2018-10-03: 🔗 ‘Fortnite’ could only exist in a world that’s running...

2018-10-03: 🔗 The Movie Assassin // Popula

2018-10-01: It’s going to be a library book.

2018-09-28: 🔗 David Foster Wallace was right – even in paradise...

2018-09-28: 🔗 Mark Zuckerberg is going to ruin Instagram

2018-09-27: Annnnnnnnnnd done. Helluva thing. Thanks, Ontario, I have enjoyed schlepping...

2018-09-26: Using my time well.

2018-09-26: Nobody gave me the don’t-go-out-drinking-when-you’ve-got-piles-of-driving-to-do book tour tip and now...

2018-09-25: Wandering Peterborough aimlessly and it’s kind of good.

2018-09-24: Things I get to do now. 🤷‍♂️

2018-09-23: The mayor of Toronto’s ass stopped by the Invisible booth...

2018-09-23: I have arrived at my first Word On the Street....

2018-09-22: Publication date has been moved up two weeks. Everyone say...

2018-09-21: Good seats.

2018-09-21: There is a rumour that Amazon pushed Kindle copies of...

2018-09-20: So now I’m in Guelph. With four hours to kill...

2018-09-19: And I thought being compared to Quarrington was too generous....

2018-09-19: Very curious what I clicked on to make Facebook and...

2018-09-18: I am in Toronto and should be out having fun....

2018-09-18: It’s in the wild! @benmcnallybooks

2018-09-18: It was on the TTC that I realized that phones...

2018-09-18: Landed. Do your worst, Toronto.

2018-09-18: I am about to leave on my first book tour,...

2018-09-18: “Today’s flight is full and overhead bin access will be...

2018-09-18: As a longtime and diehard Mario Kart fan, I am...

2018-09-17: The mail came.

2018-09-16: I recently found out Everything Sucks isn’t getting more episodes...

2018-09-15: What David Foster Wallace Ate / The Paris Review

2018-09-15: Why yes, I did drink too much last night. Thanks...

2018-09-14: Let’s bring back the Sabbath as a radical act against...

2018-09-14: Amazon’s Antitrust Antagonist Has a Breakthrough Idea”

2018-09-13: When it snows, we don’t complain. We stick out our...

2018-09-13: I bet this is going to be really great. “The...

2018-09-12: 👀👀👀

2018-09-12: Wait… Seth Godin is still a thing?

2018-09-12: I only get one first book launch and I was...

2018-09-11: “Use your fork, please.” “No.”

2018-09-11:

2018-09-11: This is good for a couple reasons. “Leonard Cohen talks...

2018-09-10: It me. 😕 “The debut novelist’s guide to battling imposter...

2018-09-10: The tragic death of Mac Miller

2018-09-09: He tells me he’s trying to build a robot that...

2018-09-09: She’s such a skid.

2018-09-09: I would love a context aware filter that just knows...

2018-09-09: I see you, Thursday.

2018-09-08:

2018-09-08: 📚 Wrestling Babylon: Piledriving Tales of Drugs, Sex, Death, and...

2018-09-08: 11 years ago.

2018-09-07: One of the retail weed locations approved in my neighbourhood...

2018-09-07: There’s a bar in my novel and I just found...

2018-09-06: If Rowdy Tellez isn’t your favourite Blue Jay, I don’t...

2018-09-06: Rules for Trump chess

2018-09-06: “We regret to inform you that Terence Corcoran spontaneously combusted...

2018-09-06: The 2yo will no longer let me kiss my wife....

2018-09-05: Good on you, guy picking his nose in a convertible...

2018-09-04: What you don’t know is that that is my goddamned...